How do you know it's not true if you don't believe in it?

— Pete Hautman

I don't know and probably will never know enough about the true nature of the universe to tell anyone else what to believe, and I've come to distrust the words of those who have presumed to do so.

— Pete Hautman

Murphy's face went through several mutations as he spoke, as if small animals were scurrying about just beneath his skin.

— Pete Hautman

The first step to success it's to imagine it

— Pete Hautman

...TV was entertainment of the last resort. There was nothing on during the day in the summer other than game shows and soap operas. Besides, a TV-watching child was considered available for chores: take out the trash, clean your room, pick up that mess, fold those towels, mow the lawn... the list was endless. We all became adept at chore-avoidance. Staying out of sight was a reliable strategy. Drawing or painting was another: to my mother, making art trumped making beds. A third choir-avoidance technique was to read. A kid with his or her nose in a book is a kid who is not fighting, yelling, throwing, breaking things, bleeding, whining, or otherwise creating a Mom-size headache. Reading a book was almost like being invisible - a good thing for all concerned.

— Pete Hautman

We connect through our dreams. Like we could be a thousand miles apart and I'd still know you were there.

— Pete Hautman

Yes, books are dangerous. They should be dangerous - they contain ideas.

— Pete Hautman

You ever watch a football game and get totally into it? Why? It's not a real battle. It's just a game somebody made up. So how can you take it seriously? Or, you ever see a movie that made your heart about jump out of your chest? Or one that made you cry? Why? It wasn't real. You ever look at a photo of food that made your mouth water? Why? You can't eat the picture. . . . . Same thing with water towers and God. I don't have to be a believer to be serious about my religion.

— Pete Hautman