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— Bruce Robinson

Dostoevsky described hell as perhaps nothing more than a room with a chair in it. This room has several chairs. A young man sits in one.

— Bruce Robinson

He didn't like religion, hadn't liked it for years, but he adored churches, loved them like old scientific instruments whose time is long past but are nevertheless fascinating and strange.

— Bruce Robinson

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald men are uptight.

— Bruce Robinson

Those with the money are eccentric. Those without, insane.

— Bruce Robinson

We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.

— Bruce Robinson