Ah, man. I remember the days of lying to my mother about a boy. Once I had a boy hidden in the closet and of course Mom wouldn't leave, so I finally had to pretend to get sick to my stomach just to get her out of the room long enough for him to climb out the window and down the tree. He fell, broke his leg. Ah, to be young again.

— Amy Sherman-Palladino

Families can be the most detrimental things to have in your life. They are sometimes the most poisonous relationships that people have. Sometimes family is the thing that keeps you from ever achieving what you want to achieve, and yet people hold it and hold it and grab it and try to fix it and twist it and turn it.

— Amy Sherman-Palladino

People have nannies and big cars, and they want to go to Maui for Christmas. When there are this kind of stakes involved, people get ruthless.

— Amy Sherman-Palladino