A humorist is a man who feels bad but who feels good about it.

— Don Herold

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

— Don Herold

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

— Don Herold

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

— Don Herold

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

— Don Herold

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

— Don Herold

There's one thing about baldness - it's neat.

— Don Herold

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

— Don Herold

Unhappiness is in not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

— Don Herold

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

— Don Herold