All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

— Franklin P. Jones

An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.

— Franklin P. Jones

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

— Franklin P. Jones

Bargain: something you can't use at a price you can't resist.

— Franklin P. Jones

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

— Franklin P. Jones

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

— Franklin P. Jones

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

— Franklin P. Jones

Most people like hard work particularly when they're paying for it.

— Franklin P. Jones

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

— Franklin P. Jones

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

— Franklin P. Jones