Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.

— Douglas Horton

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

— Douglas Horton

As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.

— Douglas Horton

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.

— Douglas Horton

Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.

— Douglas Horton

Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.

— Douglas Horton

If food were free, why work?

— Douglas Horton

Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.

— Douglas Horton

Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.

— Douglas Horton

Smile, it's free therapy.

— Douglas Horton