As an actor, I trust my ear.

— Christopher Guest

I get asked, 'Who would you really like to work with?' I'm already working with them. Smart, talented, funny people, good musicians, an extended family, good friends.

— Christopher Guest

In the kind of films that I do, there is an extremely limited number of people that can improvise. The reason the ensemble continues in the movies is that those are the people that can do that kind of work. It's not just an accident those people are in the film.

— Christopher Guest

I started on the clarinet. I was going to a music school - my mother took me - and the guy said, 'What do you want to play?' I said the drums, and my mother said, 'No, you don't. You don't want to play the drums.' So I said, 'Maybe the trumpet would be cool.' And my mother said, 'I don't think so.' And then the clarinet was handed to me.

— Christopher Guest

I talk to people of different ages, and a guy who's 38 who says, 'I could've played Major League Baseball, but I had this knee injury...' Yeah, probably not. It's a big thing with men and sports, where they think they could have touched that thing.

— Christopher Guest

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

— Christopher Guest

What's interesting about Laurel and Hardy is that in most comedy teams, there's a straight man, and then there's the funny guy. And with Laurel and Hardy, they're both the funny guy.

— Christopher Guest