I don't care anymore! I tried so hard! It's like the more I keep tryin' to be here the more people keep treating me like I don't belong here!

— Randolph Randy Camp

If I don't care what toothpaste you use, then why should I care who's in your bed?

— Randolph Randy Camp

I'm tired of their plastic pony show.

— Randolph Randy Camp

I never told anyone this before, but my Layla is my rain.

— Randolph Randy Camp

Yeah, 'cause you're just another vehicle goin' by and by.

— Randolph Randy Camp