Adele, if you think that, no matter how mad you drive me, that I want to give you up, you are insane, possibly more insane than is healthy.

— Kellyn Roth

[A]ll these years, I had been telling myself that my feelings for you were a juvenile infatuation; a dream inspired by my secret hope that somewhere there could be a creature who could love me.

— Kellyn Roth

... but we’ll be back for dinner … especially if you’re having soup de four!”“Now, Troy! You know very well that soup de four means ‘soup of the day.’ It changes every time!

— Kellyn Roth

Ghosts!” gasped Alice. “Real, live ghosts?”“No! Not ‘real, live ghosts!’ Spooky, dead ghosts!

— Kellyn Roth

If Miss Elton spoke water instead of words, then there would have been a repetition of Noah’s flood.

— Kellyn Roth

I love Alice more than life itself, but I can't keep her hidden forever.

— Kellyn Roth

I’m an idiot for trying to avoid these feelings because they have caused me pain in the past.

— Kellyn Roth

I’m not God, and I can’t always offer chances. I’m not sure if this won’t be your last.

— Kellyn Roth

It’s like being offered lemonade after having something really sweet. The lemonade was wonderful before, but it just tastes sour after.

— Kellyn Roth

Low and behold what comes of reading too many romance novels.

— Kellyn Roth