Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

— Al Capp

Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.

— Al Capp

Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.

— Al Capp

Any place that anyone can learn something useful from someone with experience is an educational institution.

— Al Capp

I’ve learned one thing-people who know the least anyway seem to know it the loudest.

— Al Capp

Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.

— Al Capp

The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else. Was to be indifferent to that difference.

— Al Capp