I don't watch reality TV, my reality is tough enough.

— Alisa Steinberg

Mental Note #50: The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, even though it most desperately wants to. - Notes from Ellen Wasserfeldman

— Alisa Steinberg

Remember where you are and adjust yourself accordingly, not vice versa ... otherwise, you might be toast.

— Alisa Steinberg

There's a cover for every pot, but I've never seen so many mismatched pots and covers in all my life. - Ellen Wasserfeldman, from Notes from Ellen Wasserfeldman by Alisa Dana Steinberg

— Alisa Steinberg