It's a hat," said Jess. Manx stretched. "Yes."" A hat with - just to be clear - a lizard on it. A real, dead lizard."" An iguana, yea. It's been stuffed."" I can see that. Any idiot can see that, but it doesn't address the issue."" The issue being?"" Manx, you're wearing a goddamn reptile! On your head! With pride! It's like you're the lovechild of Carmen Miranda and a taxidermist!