For the gaming fishermen there was the Whatsit River and its native cocoa-snoek, the main game fish of the resident Siege’s Valley Dynamite Fishing Club. Cocoa-snoek were wily and tough and rather too bright for mere fish. You wouldn’t catch much with a rod around here. Many inexperienced visitors would find the bait stolen from their hooks, which punctuated the discovery that their lines had somehow got snagged and tangled irretrievably around some underwater obstruction – sometimes tied together with neat little bows. Often, several direct hits with hand grenades were needed to stun the creatures long enough just to catch them, gut them and fry them, but these former military types had become experts at it. For a modest fee, tours could be arranged via the booking office, which included an overnight stay on the banks of the river where one could drop off to a great night’s sleep after a satisfying meal of cocoa-snoek done on an open fire, and the sound the bits of shrapnel made rattling in your stomach.

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