...apparently "London" gave out my address! That's what they're saying...not just London, though! Brazzaville, too!...and said that I'm a dirty pornographer...a fetch besides being the most despicable traitor of the century!... I'd make a urinal blush! That what we need is to cleanse France and the French language of this smut-writing, demoralizing, grammaclast who's sullying our sacred homeland and its literary heritage!

Normance