Fungus make you fart," Caspian said, and I exploded in laughter." What's so funny?" Ben asked. I tried to stop laughing, but Caspian was leaning forward now, his face stock right in between us. "Fungus give you bad breath, too. Not very attractive to the ladies." He paused. "ON second thought... enjoy your Fungus, Ben!" I had to bite the side of my cheek to keep from giggling. The fact that Ben had no clue what was going on made it even harder to stop.

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