If you're a boy, any display of sensitivity is gay. Compassion is gay. Crying is super gay. Reading is usually gay. Certain songs and types of music are gay. 'Nola Gay' would certainly be thought gay. Love songs are gay. Love itself is incredibly gay, as are any other heartfelt emotions. Singing is gay, but chanting is not gay. Wanking contests are not gay. Neither is all-male cuddling during specially designated periods in football matches, or communal bathing thereafter. (I didn't invent the rules of gay - I'm just telling you what they are.)

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