The students adore your father,' a perfumed woman said to me. 'Aren't you lucky to live with such a charming man!'' He's even more charming at home,' Mom said. 'Isn't he, BEA? He rides a unicycle through the house -''- even up and down the stairs,' I added.' He juggles eggs as he makes breakfast every morning -''- which he serves to us in bed of course,' I said.'- and pulls fragrant bouquets out of his ass,' Mom finished.' He's just a joy.

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