A man protects his fish from rats by keeping it under a cat's watch. How wise! Another buys a gun for security reasons, but decides to kill a ghost with it. How smart! One prays to God for safety, as he climbs a palm tree with sewing thread. How intelligent! Man does not want the truth, and God does not want lies, yet there is no third option. One pretends to be rich, yet has nothing. That's pride. Another pretends to be poor, yet has great wealth. Humility! Not all that glitters is gold, and not all gold glitters. Watch, with the eyes, and also with the heart. Just because all things are lawful, don't make them expedient. And because a thing is right doingn't mean it edifies. With Faith, Wisdom comes highly recommended!

If I Were A Girl