A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment.

— Lisi Harrison

After each dream, Frankie woke with a start, soaked in tears. But she found no relief in the peaceful silence of her room, because there everything was real. And the guilt was too immense to bear. Each time she opened her eyes, she'd quickly shut them. And wish that she had woken up for the very last time.

— Lisi Harrison

A girl should want to look good for herself, not for boys.

— Lisi Harrison

And for a split second Cleo saw the value in living openly. Liberation was Windex for the soul. It let the light shine through. But why dwell? Nothing was ever going to change.

— Lisi Harrison

Are you a female dog?"" What?" Massive asked.

— Lisi Harrison

Are you a female dog?"" What?" Massive asked. "Why?"

— Lisi Harrison

Because whipping an atlas at Jackson's head while he was flirt-touching that Frankie girl in geography would have been very satisfying. And beating him with the Eiffel Tower snow globe while he kissed Cleo in French would have been tree cathartic. But she hadn't. Instead, she'd been egg-like: a hard shell on the outside, and a runny mess on the inside.

— Lisi Harrison

Besides, taking a chance on romance is a dance in tight pants. It's risky but frisky. But make the right move and your in the groove.

— Lisi Harrison

Claire, did I invite you to my barbecue?" Massive asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed." Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said." Massive said through her teeth.

— Lisi Harrison

EH.MA.GAWD.

— Lisi Harrison