A fake ring. A fake engagement. Fake love. Everything was fake. Shiny and put together on the outside, empty on the inside.

— Jamie Farrell

And this is Jimmie Elias.” Kimmie inhaled a loud breath. “I had a dream you were the love child of Bugs Bunny and the abominable snowman, but in my dream that was a good thing, and you lived in a mushroom that had secret passages into outer space,” she said. And here he thought he’d already heard it all.

— Jamie Farrell

Are those the Edible Undies cupcakes?” one of the women in the kitchen asked. “They’re the Nipple Lockers,” Jimmie answered. “Without the nipples.” “I heard you perfected the Sex on a Peach cupcake,” another feminine voice said. “Can you squeeze me in for a double order of Spank Me Strawberries the weekend before Knot Fest?

— Jamie Farrell

But he knew how to kiss a woman until she needed his kisses more than she needed to breathe. Until her bones melted. Until she gave him exactly what he wanted.

— Jamie Farrell

CJ stepped toward her. His hand found her cheek. Natalie's eyes drifted shut. He was going to kiss her. "Good thing we practiced five years ago," he whispered. Natalie whimpered out a pathetic laugh, but then his lips were on hers, his hand tangled in her hair, his other hand holding her against him. And he kissed her.

— Jamie Farrell

Did you call someone and tell them you’re safe?”“Called and told ’em I’m not dead. Not so sure about safe yet.

— Jamie Farrell

Finney slid down the bar, sassing three groomsmen and winking at a fourth on her way.“I totally get why some animals eat their young,” Pepper said.

— Jamie Farrell

Get back to work."" Fine way to talk to your wife."" If you were my wife, I would've slapped your ass too." She stared at him a beat too long. She did love the feel of his hands on her ass.

— Jamie Farrell

Heard a rumor you can’t cook,” he said. She didn’t look away from her reading. “You know rumors. They’re always true.” She had him there. According to some of the tabloids, he had fourteen love children, two with aliens and one with the sister of Bigfoot.

— Jamie Farrell

Heaven’s Bakery help them all.

— Jamie Farrell