I write on big yellow legal pads - ideas in outline form when I'm doing stand-up and stuff. It's vivid that way. I can't type it into an iPad - I think that would put a filter into the process.

— Robin Williams

Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!

— Robin Williams

My style is bad white-boy dancing. I can do swing a little bit, but nothing beyond that. My solo dancing is sad. I use my arms, badly.

— Robin Williams

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

— Robin Williams

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.

— Robin Williams

People say satire is dead. It's not dead it's alive and living in the White House.

— Robin Williams

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

— Robin Williams

Smile my boy, it’s sunrise

— Robin Williams

Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.

— Robin Williams

Sometimes over things that I did, movies that didn't turn out very well - you go, 'Why did you do that?' But in the end, I can't regret them because I met amazing people. There was always something that was worth it.

— Robin Williams