I got this delicious bottle of perfume called Faberge

— Chris Colfer

I have a sack of hate mail that I want to respond to. One day, when I’m tired or tipsy, I will respond and tell them what I think.

— Chris Colfer

I'm allergic to stupidity.

— Chris Colfer

It's a tough world to find yourself in, but an even tougher one to be yourself in

— Chris Colfer

It's better to be the hero of your own story than to become the villain of someone else's.

— Chris Colfer

Just because ANYONE CAN, DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE CAN.

— Chris Colfer

JUST BECAUSE ANYONE CAN, DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE SHOULD (Mrs. Peters to Conner Bailey)

— Chris Colfer

Right now, we're living in an ugly chapter of our lives, but books always get better!

— Chris Colfer

Sometimes we forget about our own advantages because we focus on what we don't have. Just because you have to work a little harder at something that seems easier to others doesn't mean you're without your own talents.

— Chris Colfer

Sweetheart, happily ever after does exist, it’s just not what you think,” he said. “Happily ever after isn’t a solution to life’s problems or a guarantee that life will be easy; it’s a promise we make ourselves to always live our best lives, despite whatever circumstance comes our way. When we focus on joy in times of heartbreak, when we choose to laugh on the days it’s hard to smile, and when we count our blessings over our losses—that’s what a true happily ever after is all about. You don’t get there by being perfect; on the contrary, it’s our humanity that guides us. And that’s what fairy tales have been trying to teach us all along.

— Chris Colfer