Are you on our side...and want to be different, or are you on that side and want to throw a football at my head!?

— Gerard Way

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.

— Gerard Way

Be yourself, don't take anything from anyone, and never let them take you alive.

— Gerard Way

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

— Gerard Way

Did Superman really want to save the world, or did he just feel like he had to? Would he much rather be a farmer? Maybe. Would he much rather be hanging out with his dad and his mom and his dog? Probably.

— Gerard Way

Give me a shot to remember And you can take all the pain away from MEA kiss and I will surrender The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead Alight to burn all the empires So bright the sun is ashamed to rise and band I'm in love with all of those vampires So you can leave like the sane abandoned me

— Gerard Way

Host: For those of you just tuning in, our guests tonight are the amazing Murder Magician, and his lovely minion, The Assistant... Assistant: Charmed, I'm SurePost: Who recently killed The Rumor. And you were awarded the Oppenheimer prize for villainy at last week's annual summit for dastardly deeds-- what are you going to do with all that money? Murder Magician: Well, I'm so glad you asked that-- because I spent all the money on this giant MURDER, and I've been dying to show it off! Assistant: It's true... every penny. Host: Wow! That's impressive! So what does it do? Murder Magician: Well, Mr. Clark... it murders people. Laughter. Murder Magician: I'm serious. Assistant: He is.

— Gerard Way

If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see, you can find out first hand what it's like to be me.

— Gerard Way

I had a couple of really cool friends when I was a kid, and we'd find cool music and movies and show them to each other. My friend Dennis had a copy of 'A Clockwork Orange' and he'd already seen it once, and he was like, 'We need to watch this.' I was sleeping over his house - and I think we were literally 15 - and we watched it.

— Gerard Way

Im okay now. But you really need to listen to me 'cause I'm telling you the truth I mean this I'm okay Trust me... I'm not okay ... Well okay I'm not okay. I'm not o-f Ching-kuo

— Gerard Way