I pulled back and stared up into his eyes. "You're gettin' very deep on me." Alec's hands gripped my behind. "I'll be getting very deep in you if you keep looking at me like that

— L.A. Casey

I rolled my eyes. "Just go get your tattoo before I change me mind, you dirty fuck." Alec waggled his eyebrows. "I'd give you a dirty fuck, kitten.

— L.A. Casey

I want a new liver to replace my heart."" Um, why?"" Because then I could drink more and care less.

— L.A. Casey

Oh, so your middle finger has a mind of its own then?" Alex asked with an amused look. I glared at him and said, "Yeah, and she was just sticking up for me

— L.A. Casey

Ow!" Aileen suddenly hollered which earned a bark from my bedroom." Go back asleep you fat white!" Aileen shouted when I swiped the antiseptic wipe over a small cut above her eye. I hissed at her, "Leave him alone, he isn't fat. He just has a thick coat!" Aideen laughed through her hissing. "Yeah, a thick coat of blubber." I gave her a firm look. "Don't slag me baby when I'm cleanin' you up. Me finger might slip and jam into your eye.

— L.A. Casey

Roses are read, violets are blue; I'm using my hand, but I'm thinking of you.

— L.A. Casey

Somethin’ about the lad draws her to ‘I'm, just like somethin’ about her draws ‘I'm to ‘er. You understand?”“No, not at all.” Ryder exhaled. “You say the word ‘him’ and ‘her’ so messed up, do you know that? The letter H is just completely disregarded.

— L.A. Casey

You convinced me that you're a good kisser, that doesn't mean you like me." "I'm here pretending to be your boyfriend with the possibility of getting zero benefits from you. Trust me kitten, I like you. I like you a whole little, remember?

— L.A. Casey

You got all that from how they are looking at each other?” Ryder questioned. I glanced at him. “You didn’t get that from how they’re lookin’ at each other?” He rubbed his temples. “This is a woman thing.”“A woman thing?”“Yeah,” Ryder said. “You all have a sixth sense about shit like this, so I’m just rolling with it.” I snorted. “That’s the smartest thing you’ve said all day.

— L.A. Casey

You’re crazy.”“No one sane is this awesome,” he said as he pointed a finger at himself

— L.A. Casey