After all, you can't really blame the Warren S.S. for doing what comes naturally. But a funny thing happened on the way to the moral high ground.

— Garth Ennis

Christ, would you look at that white? Super an' religion, the two worst things on the planet.

— Garth Ennis

Folks love fantasy. Beasts the shit out of reality and day of the week.

— Garth Ennis

I can't really put it in one sentence because although on one hand Preacher is about faith and yes it is also about, I suppose, the search for God, the search for faith and the manipulation and the abuse committed by figures in whom I suppose people have faith.

— Garth Ennis

I don't think this one's business as usual. Me evil cunt sense is tinglin'.

— Garth Ennis

I get down on my knees every mornin' an' give eternal thanks for the existence of girls in an otherwise pointless universe.

— Garth Ennis

I hear you're a conspiracy nut. Well, this is the conspiracy, kid. It ain't ancient gods an' aliens an' coded shit on the dollar bill. It ain't even a secret, it's something' ordinary folks do for a livin' every day of the week. Furthermore, it's business.

— Garth Ennis

I'm sweetness an' motherfuckin' light. Filled from goddamn head to toe wit' love.

— Garth Ennis

I'm the one who steps from the shadows, all trench coat and cigarette and arrogance, ready to deal with the madness. Oh, I've got it all sewn up. I can save you. If it takes the last drop of your blood, I'll drive your demons away. I'll kick them in the bollocks and spit on them when they're down, and then I'll be gone back into darkness, leaving only a nod and a wink and a wisecrack. I walk my path alone... who would walk with me?

— Garth Ennis

I'm the perfect girl. You read about me in Maxim or whatever. I tell dirty jokes like I'm one of the guys, and I'm sitting there in my panties and bra so you can see I'm a piece of ass in the bargain. Except I'm real, so I come with all kinds of complications.

— Garth Ennis