Her eyes widened, convinced by the size of it that his shaft was fully erect. She blinked several times. No, she was wrong. The bulge moved, growing as she watched it." Not that I mind ya staring, love, but I've got an appointment I must keep.

— Michelle M. Pillow

He’s not wearing…” Charlotte began.“I know. He doesn’t,” Lydia answered.

— Michelle M. Pillow

He took her hand from her head and held it in his. "Your beauty could make a rose blush." "Are you... drunk?

— Michelle M. Pillow

I confess... if I typo a Facebook post I will edit it. I know it's only Facebook, but it's an editing sickness.

— Michelle M. Pillow

I don't want to move out of bed." "I don't want to move out of bed either. Let's live here.

— Michelle M. Pillow

I find it funny when people try to brag about being younger than I...like having lived less is an accomplishment. Makes me want to pat them on the head, lol. I'm comfortable with who I am.

— Michelle M. Pillow

If I propose to myself and myself says yes, I get to have the cake, right? I love me, so I’m thinking 12 tiers.

— Michelle M. Pillow

If I want to dress up like Princess Leia and lightsaber fight the clone army in my living room, well the Han Solo in my life is just going to have to accept it.

— Michelle M. Pillow

If Scotsmen don't wear anything under their kilts, and they ride a horse, do you think they chafe their man bits?

— Michelle M. Pillow

If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science

— Michelle M. Pillow