After everything I've been through, the last thing I'm going to apologize for is my paranoia.

— Richard Finney

A lizard brain fired the gun that wounded you, but it was the combination of three brains that orchestrated the elaborate circumstances in which the trigger was pulled. Way back when, the Landlord believed a second brain would endow some of his lower life forms with the capacity for emotional connections. By adding the third brain, he probably planned on having his... higher forms empowered with the ability to not only think before acting, but to feel regret afterward when their actions were wrong. But that’s not what happened, is it?

— Richard Finney

All I see is my father’s tax money being wasted on shooting satellite pictures of South America like you guys work for the Travel Channel.-- Todd Dooley (BLACK MARIAH - A Calling)

— Richard Finney

Answer me immediately, or I'll start cutting away everything that's pretty on you...and then put it back.

— Richard Finney

Are you exciting to be with... or are you boring like the rest of them?

— Richard Finney

But I want to assure you, if it’s your last day on earth, even after 2,000 years, I strongly suggest you go for the Versace leaf halter dress.

— Richard Finney

Do you mind?” she asked.“Mind what?”“While you were looking in the mirror I couldn’t help myself and I began fantasizing about you. And I figured if I was going to continue to fantasize about you, the only polite thing to do was to ask your permission. So now I’m doing the polite thing again and asking, ‘do you mind?’”“No, Nina. I don’t mind at all.” Then she leaned down and kissed him.

— Richard Finney

He called me his 'dream.' I guess now I've become his nightmare.

— Richard Finney

I believe that on any trip to heaven, there are always detours through hell.

— Richard Finney

I guess I should thank you for totally making my morning. It’s not every day a stranger notices my perspiration level.- Dr. Jeri Asher (BLACK MARIAH - A Calling)

— Richard Finney