Doorman: Good morning Mr. PeaknisMr. P.: Go to hell

— Rachel Caine

Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress.

— Rachel Caine

Fire is always ready to burn the hand it warms.

— Rachel Caine

Follow my finger." He moved it around, tracking my eye movements. "Any blurred vision?"" Well I think I'm hallucinating, because I see a big talking pile of crap." - Joanne Baldwin.

— Rachel Caine

Get in here and make me some dinner—now, woman."" News flash, Michael, you're supposed to be evil, not redneck!

— Rachel Caine

Girl, we need to get you on a study program, fast. You're not going to last a week around here if you can't keep up with the pop culture references. How about Lord of the Rings? Firefly? Doctor Horrible? No? Clearly we have a lot of work to do.

— Rachel Caine

God is forgiving, or we would not still be walking this world. But to be moral is not to need his divine forgiveness, I think.

— Rachel Caine

Great," Shane said. "Look I'd rather not be on janitorial duty. I have allergies to cleaners."" And to cleaning," Michael said." Look who's talking, Didn't the do one of those Animal Planet documentaries about the roaches in your room?

— Rachel Caine

He dunked his tea bag and watched the results critically. “I really must get a new supplier. This tea is pathetic. America just doesn’t understand tea at all.

— Rachel Caine

He hung up on her. She'd just been hung up on by a disembodied brain in a jar. Fantastic.

— Rachel Caine