Gee, what do I need to do, use semaphore? I told you I was unclaimed.

— Katie MacAlister

Gunner Aisle made a face at his sister-in-law. "'Amateur' is a bit rough, Alice. I took a degree in archaeology, after all." She looked even more confused. "Then why are you a photographer now instead of an archaeologist?"" Because he didn't want to be a burden to the estate like all my other siblings," his brother Elliott, the current Baron Aisle, answered, giving his wife a squeeze. "Or so he said. Frankly, I think it was a cover so he could take pictures of unclothed women.

— Katie MacAlister

He flashed a grin over his shoulder at me. "Ready to be astounded?" I eyed him. "You're not going to drop your trousers and demand I admire your gorgeous testicles, are you?"" Not after you disparaged their beauty.

— Katie MacAlister

Hell," he said, looking down his body. "I shouldn't have thought about that just yet. Now Alice is going to come out of the bathroom and see you standing there being demanding. That's not very gentlemanly...." This just made him even harder. With a sigh, he snatched up her pirate hat and slapped it over his crotch. "There. Now we can at least present the semblance of a man who doesn't have a single track mind.

— Katie MacAlister

He's not really my man," I protested. One fuzzy white eyebrow rose over the lens of his glasses. "You were certainly ogling him as if he was.

— Katie MacAlister

Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn’t mean that, I want a refund—

— Katie MacAlister

His laughter echoed through my mind. I have a beautiful woman in my arms, and am I taking her back to my home, where she and I will be alone and able to indulge whatever fantasies we choose. What is there not to enjoy?

— Katie MacAlister

Honest to god, Clare, you act like the dress is more important than you being shot!” Of course, it is! It’s a Versace, you idiot! Bring help! I’m going to save this dress at all costs.” - Sam to Clare

— Katie MacAlister

How was I going to break it to my sister and brother that I was now a demon lord?

— Katie MacAlister

I don't know whether to be pleased that our lovemaking was of such a high quality that you immediately want more, or if it's an indication you are one of those sex-addicted people who are never satisfied.

— Katie MacAlister