He liked women with little butts and big tits? Someone had played with one too many barbie dolls as a kid.

— Kelley Armstrong

He said "cool" like I say a Spanish word when I'm not sure of the pronunciation.

— Kelley Armstrong

He stood and inhaled, then walked a few more feet, stooped, and prodded a chunk of rabbit fur.“I’m definitely thinking something with more body parts,” I said. “Like a head.” He gave a snort of a laugh. “It’s probably around here somewhere, but I suppose you want the parts attached, too.

— Kelley Armstrong

He was trying to tell me something." Derek snorted. "Aren’t they all? Must be a rule in the ghost handbook—if in danger of evaporating, make sure you’re in the middle of a dire pronouncement.

— Kelley Armstrong

He wet a paper towel, and took my chin, lifting and wiping my

— Kelley Armstrong

I don't forgive him," I said." Hell, no, you don't. And why should you? So he can feel better? Get on with his life? And what's he done to help you get on with yours?

— Kelley Armstrong

I'd seriously contemplated a real collar - a sparkly green one - if only because I was sure it would offend his dignity.

— Kelley Armstrong

If I was crazy, would I know it? That's what being crazy was, wasn't it? You thought you were fine. Everyone else knew better.

— Kelley Armstrong

If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl.

— Kelley Armstrong

‎"If you want that kind of thing, call Nick. His advice is shit, but he really likes to give it.

— Kelley Armstrong