Oh-" I rest my back against the door to my apartment and purr as I slide down to the floor. "I need to get a tux too." "GREAT. We'll stop at the Tux Boutique tomorrow... while we're out making babies. I mean DELIVERIES. Sorry-""I'd love that. Making babies... that is...

— Giorge Leedy

Okay... well... learning the two-step is like learning to ride a bull. It ain't easy. You have to feel the bull's rhythm and move with it. Let the bull lead you. Alright... put your weight on your left foot." I do as he says, knowing without him needing to further illustrate, that I'm the bull rider and he's the bull.

— Giorge Leedy

Raven, holding Joshua's chin, asks him how old he is. Joshua, folding in the pinky and the thumb on his left hand, while leaning on Raven's legs, raises three middle fingers into the air." That's what I thought. You're three.

— Giorge Leedy

Shifting my weight and readjusting my stance, I'm eventually able to do like he wants, floating up and down in the palms of his hands." That's it-" he said. I ask if this is how he and Frieda do it. Laughing, he nods his head no." Why NOT?"" Because-- unlike YOU-she's not very FOND of getting corn-holed.

— Giorge Leedy

Steaming, Sebastian flies up out of his seat and makes a dramatic exit out the front door." Is he always so crazy?" I asked." Yeah. But he's a hot fuck. You'll see.""No, thanks... I'll pass. That kid's severely psychotic."" He's just a jealous mess."" Why did you marry him?"" We're not married. We're in an open relationship."" Thank God. I was seriously worried.""YEAH. Well I better go find him-before he slits his wrists.""GOOD IDEA. Better take some duct tape-- just in case you're too late.

— Giorge Leedy

There are a FEW THINGS you need to get STRAIGHT about being GAY..." "That's an Oxymoron."" You'll be an Oxymoron if you don't listen. GAY men SUCK and FUCK. They don't go around falling in LOVE. At least not with every TOM, DICK and HARRY.

— Giorge Leedy

THE SILENT PEOPLE Some people are so rude, Living their lives with no concern for others, Or possibly just intent on pissing other people off-Annoying everyone around them. The silent people-Want to kill them-And drive forks into their skulls-Create weapons of extreme torture-And scream from the top of their lungs-"SHUT UP." But words are not spoken-And attention is not given. Though annoyance is apparent, The annoying keep on living.

— Giorge Leedy

This is Doctor Norton. Who's calling?"" Step N’Wolfe-the owner of the Emerald Cascade Ranch on Green Valley Road. I have a horse in labor and the baby's already coming out of the horse's ass."" You should have called sooner.

— Giorge Leedy

Tommy asks where Carolyn is." She's at Cindy's."" They live together now," Salvador added." Didn’t they just start dating?" Tommy asked. Tiger answered, "Yeah... A couple of WEEKS ago." Unhappy about the news, Tommy objects to Carolyn moving in with Cindy." That's how it happens in our WORLD," Salvador said. "One night you MEET, the next night you MOVE IN, and before you KNOW IT- you're digging a GRAVE IN THE BACKYARD FOR YOUR LOVER DURING A FREAK THUNDERSTORM.""THAT IS HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE," Tommy said. After Salvador apologizes, Tommy asks how Raven's doing in prison." Fucking GREAT." Tiger answered. "How do you THINK?"" No longer on suicide watch?""NO... FUCK..."" Speaking of fucking. Is he still with BULLDOG?"" I REALLY don’t want to TALK about RAVEN right now- AND WHO HE'S FUCKING. Talk about INAPPROPRIATE.

— Giorge Leedy

TOMORROW’S WILL Silent world, I find myself, Glad no one hears my thoughts. In dark cocoon, I hibernate, Yet spirit spills every thought. A second chance to try again. The risks I know too well. Two sunsets turning into six-Awaits tomorrow's will.

— Giorge Leedy