Consider the necessary, analyze the consequences, clean up the mess.

— Gail Carriger

Felicity was horrible and snide, but then Felicity had been a repulsive earwig ever since she first grew a vocabulary.

— Gail Carriger

For you, it's gossip. For me, it's action.

— Gail Carriger

Gavin tried not to stare at the lobster. He decided not to inquire further. Whatever Jack's reasoning, best to accept that crustaceans were necessary to his view of the world.

— Gail Carriger

Great, Alexia thought, I have gone from soul sucker to electrical ground. The epithets just get sweeter and sweeter.

— Gail Carriger

Having delivered the expected daily miracle, Floor stood in his usual stance and warily watched the Templar's work.

— Gail Carriger

He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog.

— Gail Carriger

He might have lost his mind, but never his fashion sense.

— Gail Carriger

Here, I stole it for you. Why don’t you tell me what it’s for.”“Aw, Sofia, how thoughtful? You brought me a present!

— Gail Carriger

Highland werewolves had a reputation for doing atrocious and highly unwarranted *things*, like wearing smoking jackets to the dinner table.

— Gail Carriger