Audrey turned to him, a sly little spark hiding in her eyes. "The only man who gets to call me'love' would be waking up next to me after a very, very fun n

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Because he has the best equipment in the City, and he knows how to use it!

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Breaking into the house in the middle of the night just wasn't his style. He did his best work in plain view, and, usually, his tongue was doing most

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Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.

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Currant looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?"" You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did.

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Did he just rip out the engine?" I asked." Yes," Saipan said. "And now he is demolishing the Maserati with it." Ten seconds later Currant hurled the twisted wreck of black and orange that used to be the Maserati into the wall. The first melodic notes of an old song came from the computer. I glanced at Saipan. He shrugged. "It begged for a soundtrack.

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Did I hurt you in the parking lot?"" No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great.

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Did those nice church ladies come by again?" He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else.

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Dina, I’m bored,” Caledonia announced. Too bad. I guaranteed her safety, not entertainment. “What about your game?” Her Grace gave me a shrug. “I’ve beaten it five times on the Deity setting. I’ve reduced Paris to ashes because Napoleon annoyed me. I’ve eradicated Gandhi. Furthermore, I’ve crushed George Washington. Empress Wu had potential, so I eliminated her before we even cleared Bronze Age. The Egyptians are my pawns. I dominate the planet. Oddly, I find myself mildly fascinated by Genghis Khan. A shrewd and savage warrior, possessing a certain magnetism. I left him with a single city, and I periodically make ridiculous demands that I know he can’t meet, so I can watch him squirm.

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Everybody has something, that one thing they must do to feel happy. I think this is yours, and I want you to be happy. You don’t have to do it, but it’s here if you choose to come back to it.

— Ilona Andrews