All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well-supported in logic and argument than others.

— Douglas Adams

All you really need to know for the moment is that the universe is a lot more complicated than you might think, even if you start from a position of thinking it's pretty damn complicated in the first place.

— Douglas Adams

Altai (n.) The ancient art of being able to balance the hot and cold shower taps.

— Douglas Adams

And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before--and thus was the Empire forged.

— Douglas Adams

And as they drifter up their minds sang with the ecstatic knowledge that either what they were doing was completely and utterly and totally impossible or that physics had a lot of catching up to do. Physics shook its head and, looking the other way, concentrated on keeping the cards going along the Huston Road and out over towards the West way flyover, on keeping the streetlights lit and on making sure that when somebody on Baker Street dropped a cheeseburger it went splat on the ground.

— Douglas Adams

And for all the richest and most successful merchants' life inevitably became rather dull and niggly, and they began to imagine that this was therefore the fault of the worlds they'd settled on.

— Douglas Adams

And I write novels!" chimed in the other cop. "Though I haven't had any of them published yet, so I better warn you, I'm in a median mood!

— Douglas Adams

And so the problem remained; lots of people were mean, and most were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

— Douglas Adams

And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches. Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the tree sin the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.

— Douglas Adams

And so the Universe ended.

— Douglas Adams