You don't really get to choose. We worship you, and that makes you our God.

— Brandon Sanderson

You don't stop loving someone just because they hurt you" he said. "It would certainly make things easier if you did.

— Brandon Sanderson

You learned this,” Kansas said, lifting her drawing of Hannah, “from a book.”“Er…yes?” He looked back at the picture. “I need to read more.

— Brandon Sanderson

You'll want something mid-range. A 5.56 all right?"" I suppose.""AR-15?"" Ugh. AR-15? I'd rather not have my gun break down on me every second week." Besides, every wannabe and their dog had an M16 or M4 variant these days." G7."" Not accurate enough.""FALL?"" A 7.62? Maybe," I said. "Though I hate the triggers."" As picky as a woman with her shoes," Abraham grumbled." Hey," I said. "That's insulting." I knew plenty of women who were pickier with their guns than they were with their shoes.

— Brandon Sanderson

You must love him enough to trust his wishes, even if you disagree with them. You must respect him - no matter how wrong you think he may be, no matter how poor you think his decisions, you must respect his desire to make them. Even if one of them includes loving you.

— Brandon Sanderson

You're a very difficult person to manipulate, you know."" Nonsense," he said. "You just have to promise me that I won't have to do a thing, and then I'll do anything you want."" Anything?"" Anything that doesn't require doing anything."" That's nothing, then."" Is it?"" Yes."" Well, that's something.

— Brandon Sanderson

Your insult has offended me. If we were at the Peaks, we would have to duel in traditional all'tiki'I fashion."" Which is what?" Left asked. "With spears?" Rock laughed. "No, no. We upon the Peaks are not barbarians like you down here."" How then?" Saladin asked, genuinely curious." Well," Rock said, "is involving much mud beer and singing."“How's that a duel?”" He who can still sing after the most drinks is winner. Plus, soon' everyone is so drunk that they forget what argument was about." Teft laughed. "Beats knives at dawn, I suppose.

— Brandon Sanderson

You said their prayer – is this the religion you believe in, then?" “I believe in them all.” VIN frowned. “None of them contradict each other?” Seized smiled. "Oh, often and frequently they do. But, I respect the truths behind them all – and I believe in the need for each one to be remembered

— Brandon Sanderson

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's hilarious.

— Brandon Sanderson

You should try not to talk so much, friend. You'll sound far less stupid that way.- Breeze

— Brandon Sanderson