A man is not for you when all he knows is to slam your back on the bed and ram into you like a wild fool. The interested ones are the ones so interested that they become very interested in only interesting things about you.

— Michael Bassey Johnson

A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve the taste of the relationship.

— Michael Bassey Johnson

A man who lives with his wife is safer and more venerable than a man who lives with a tramp.

— Michael Bassey Johnson

An artist who conforms to conventional ideas is nothing but a mere charlatan.

— Michael Bassey Johnson

An exceptional woman with all the desired qualities exists only in a man's imagination.

— Michael Bassey Johnson

Anger is action without thoughts.

— Michael Bassey Johnson

Anger is like sex urge, once gratified, the inner voice calls you a stinking fool.

— Michael Bassey Johnson

An idea is like a spark to creativity, which turns to a wild conflagration of thoughts, burning every ignorance. When the fire burns, the creative power is awake, and comes out to join the ideas in your head to bring out the hidden valuables the world never knew

— Michael Bassey Johnson

An imperfect creative expression is much more sensible and creative than a grammatically perfect expression without an iota of sense and value in it.

— Michael Bassey Johnson

An indoor man eats nothing, except that which is prepared and served by his mother with lots of insults, an outdoor man eats that which he buys, prepares, served and eaten with lots of respect.

— Michael Bassey Johnson