Falling in love is easy. Falling in love with the same person repeatedly is extraordinary.

— Crystal Woods

Help people. Be interested. Make a difference. Live passionately. Go commando.

— Crystal Woods

He said he loved more than any other women he's ever loved, and I had a black eye to prove it.

— Crystal Woods

He said I'm the winning lottery ticket, like he's never meant anything more.

— Crystal Woods

He's unconventionally attractive and yet coincidentally everything I've ever wanted.

— Crystal Woods

I can be a stupid girl inside a crazy woman at times over you. If I weren’t, you should be worried! We all do stupid shit. I might as well be a fool for someone worth it.

— Crystal Woods

I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?

— Crystal Woods

I'd prefer to die in Texas when I'm old. They say most good things end the same way they started, and that's where I entered the world, so that's how I'll leave it. 

— Crystal Woods

I dreamt that ‪@mark_Weinberg‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ and his wife were our neighbors, and we had dance parties in our living room and drank wine from solo cups. Everyone said I danced like I was doing parkour, and everyone laughed, until I fell off the roof and broke my neck.-Crystal Woods and Jarod Into

— Crystal Woods

I’d tell you what happened, but I can’t remember all of it. And I don't want to put words in my dreams thoughts.

— Crystal Woods