...humanity is a disease, a cancer on the body of the world.

— Scott Westerfeld

I can’t imagine anything worse than being required to have fun.

— Scott Westerfeld

I'd watched too many schoolmates graduate into mental institutions, into group homes and jails, and I knew that locking people up was paranormal - against normal, not beside it. Locks didn't cure; they strangled.

— Scott Westerfeld

I expect that you must receive top marks at school, young lady." Madeleine smiled as she stirred her tea. "There are always rewards for those who state the obvious frequently and with conviction.

— Scott Westerfeld

Ignorance doesn't lead to salvation, nor does knowledge pave the way to sin. - Linda Williams China

— Scott Westerfeld

I love my virginity to the apocalypse.

— Scott Westerfeld

I'm a girl." When Very opened her eyes, the lady boffin was staring at her with no change of expression. "Indeed," she

— Scott Westerfeld

I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people.

— Scott Westerfeld

I sometimes guess you have to lie to find the truth.

— Scott Westerfeld

I spilled more times than a glass of milk on a roller coaster.

— Scott Westerfeld