Acting with confidence, but inside lacking certainty, I'd told her I could.

— S.A. Tawks

A cup of tea at the ready and a jug of water will suffice just fine.

— S.A. Tawks

A donation to the police officer's back pocket should have you on your way without a problem.

— S.A. Tawks

A fight needs at least two fighters. Sometimes you can win straight away by not fighting.

— S.A. Tawks

After spending the previous night the way I had, I felt I could afford to lose some of the daytime to sleep.

— S.A. Tawks

A gut full of heroin and the looming possibility of bunking in an overcrowded cell in Jeroboam to await my death makes you feel a bit sorry for some of the things you've done.

— S.A. Tawks

All writers read, Ms Rain. With dwindling amounts of books circulating imagination, the fewer writers of all mediums will be able to exercise their own imaginations.

— S.A. Tawks

All you young Aussies just want to fuck and get fucked up, no?

— S.A. Tawks

A misadventure is an act that has a safer, less self-detrimental, less interesting alternative. But you choose that act because you want to do something memorable and worthy of discussion.

— S.A. Tawks

A misadventures's greatest fear is their mother.

— S.A. Tawks