Get your filthy paws off my son, feet due tan!" Cherish

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Got to say, dying would really wreck my best day. Been there, done that, and now that I think about it, Artemis forgot to give me the t-shirt.

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Guess we're going north," Dev said slowly." Everyone, follow Lassie. Timmy's in the well.

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Have you ever heard of the expression, ladies first" "Yes""Well, it's truer in bed than it is anywhere else.

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

He didn't want the respect of people who weren’t worth wiping his nose on—people who weren't worth the spa tout gum attached to the bottom of his worn-out shoes. The only respect he wanted was from himself and the people who really mattered in his life. The people who really loved and cared about him.

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

He looked down at her. "Have you found that peace?" Yes, she had. But it was so corny and clichéd that she couldn't bring herself to admit it." A wise man once told me that peace has to come from within. We have to learn to like ourselves before we can find our place in the world.

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

He made a sound of disgust in the back of his throat. "Oh, thank you so much. That's what every man wants to hear about his name. You might as well call me 'Little Pecker' while you're at it and tell me you would love to have me go shopping with you for feminine hygiene products. Oh, and by all means, carry a big, sparkling pink bag with flowers on it and make me hold it.

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

He might fight under my badge, Bet'Anya, but you're the only one he would die for.

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

He opened the door that he assumed was the garage only to find himself in the pantry.crap." Um. . . Grabbing some Pop-Tarts for the road," Nick said, covering his mistake. Still, they both stared at him as if he'd escaped Arkham Asylum. Offering them a fake smile, he grabbed the pastries, crossed himself, and hoped he got the next door correct. Nope. Bathroom. With a pain-filled groan at his rampant stupidity, Nick pretended to use it before he tried again. At least there were only two more doors to go. Fifty-fifty chance. Thankfully, third time was the charm.

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

He screams like a girl if he has to watch a horror movie." Caleb"Hey!" Nick"Well, you do. I Tried to watch Child's Play and you ran off to hide during the opening credits. And then he had to go sleep with his mom in her bed for three days because he was so scared." Caleb"Dude! You promised me you weren't going to tell anyone about that." Nick

— Sherrilyn Kenyon