Being single isn't a terminal disease."" Try telling that to my mother.

— Alexandra Potter

Books might be your passion, but you can’t fuck a paperback.

— Alexandra Potter

Consider the implications. We think we know what we want, but we can never really know until we've got it. And sometimes when we have, we discover we never really wanted it in the first place - but then it's too late

— Alexandra Potter

For a split second they stared at each other. A fleeting, lasting moment. One person noticing another person out of a whole crowd of strangers.

— Alexandra Potter

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable, and you can even go shopping with it.

— Alexandra Potter

I always thought falling in love was hard, but now I realize that was the easy bit. It’s staying in love that’s the hard part.

— Alexandra Potter

If you want a man who's committed, go look in a mental hospital.

— Alexandra Potter

I never know what I’m going to want to curl up in bed with.” I shrug.“How about a man?” she retorts.

— Alexandra Potter

I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.

— Alexandra Potter

I pity you Juliet. You don't know what love is. You think it's Valentine's Day, and weekends in Italy. Furthermore, you think it's drinking champagne in some expensive restaurant and being bought stupid bloody underwear. But that's just the trimmings. The decoration. They're just gestures. Without trust, and respect, and kindness, they don't mean shit. I thought love was about caring someone day in and day out, about being there when it's rucking amazing and still wanting to be there when it feels like crap, I thought it was about forever.

— Alexandra Potter