The problem with working, I mean not self-employed, is that you have to get up and routinely do something that you do not want to do, plus you get talked down to, ordered around by twats, you know you are better than. In reality, you are no better than a slave, no better than a hamster running on a wheel. You could say the hamster likes to run on the wheel, the hamster runs on the wheel by choice. But do not forget, the hamster is always in a cage, and will never be anything else, but a hamster running on a wheel inside a cage, unless it escapes the cage.

— Robert Black

The purpose of life is to fall in love, and never get caught.

— Robert Black

There are only two people in your life, they will either give you a negative feeling, or a warm feeling, when you think of them.

— Robert Black

There is some kind of elegant gentleness to Paris that I don't quite understand yet.

— Robert Black

The thing about alcohol, though non-drinkers, non-alcoholics and reformed alcoholics may falsely dispute this, is that each day, or night on booze, is a different journey, the destination being a mystery, but quite possibly the final one.

— Robert Black

They say All is well In the world of sickness But we know All is sick In the world of wellness

— Robert Black

Those who hate lawyers, have either hired the wrong one and lost, represented themselves and lost, or had such a bad case that no lawyer could win it.

— Robert Black

To be or not to be, fucked up on whiskey, that is the question.

— Robert Black

Vanity does not pay the bills.

— Robert Black

Virgo is the smell of nature, but in a sexy way.

— Robert Black