99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.

— Quentin R. Bufogle

A friend told me that one day he and I would be rich and famous. I told him that I'd trade my half of the fame, for his half of the money.

— Quentin R. Bufogle

A little stupid is like a little forest fire. If you happen upon some stupid, please stomp it out before it spreads.

— Quentin R. Bufogle

Always wanted a girl with a heart-shaped ass. Most of my exes have ass-shaped hearts.

— Quentin R. Bufogle

Arguing that the only problem with a free market is lack of competition, is like arguing that the only problem with prostitution is that there aren't enough pimps.

— Quentin R. Bufogle

Forget 'pray the gay away.' I're more turned on by an AR-15 than a pair of tits, time for some serious therapy. Time for all you gun-bumpers to come out of the closet. Is this really about the 2nd Amendment and self-defense -- or just a pathetic fetish for guys with tiny pee-pees?

— Quentin R. Bufogle

God doesn't send atheists to Hell -- there's no room with all the Christians down there.

— Quentin R. Bufogle

God might not be dead, but he's sure as hell missing in action.

— Quentin R. Bufogle

I believe a Christian muffler shop owner should have the same right to refuse service to a gay couple, as a gay lifeguard has to refuse service to a drowning Christian.

— Quentin R. Bufogle

If a person has no conscience, it's called being a sociopath. If a corporation has no conscience, it's called capitalism.

— Quentin R. Bufogle