Have I..." I venture, terrified of the potential answer. "Have I gone mad?" "No, no, no." She says. "Okay, OUI, put-être, that depends. Maybe you have gone a little mad, and only for a little spell.

— M.D. Elster

He ignored me, thank God, saying to Kat, "Let go of Frosty's leash. You're choking the life out of him." Kat's eyes narrowed to tiny slits, a sure sign of her aggression. "He deserves to choke. He didn't keep little frosty in his pants this summer." the words snapped like a whip. "He did." Cole snapped back with unwavering confidence." Not."" Did."" Not!"" Did,""Not, not, not!" she shouted with a stomp of her foot." What are we five?" Cole said." Six.

— Gena Showalter

Hold your tongue!’ said the Queen, turning purple. ‘I won’t!’ said Alice. ‘Off with her head!’ the Queen shouted at the top of her voice. Nobody moved. ‘Who cares for you?’ said Alice (she had grown to her full size by this time). ‘You’re nothing but a pack of cards!’ At this the whole pack rose up into the air, and came flying down upon her; she gave a little scream, half of fright and half of anger, and tired to beat them off, and found herself lying on the bank, with her head in the lap of her sister, who was gently brushing away some dead leaves that had fluttered down from the trees upon her face. ‘Wake up, Alice dear!’ said her sister. ‘Why, what a long sleep you’ve had!’ So Alice got up and ran off, thinking while she ran, as well she might, what a wonderful dream it had been. Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventure in Wonderland, 1865

— Lewis Carroll

If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive.

— Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

If you don't know where you want to go, then it doesn't matter which path you take.

— Lewis Carroll

If you go chasing your freedom your fate will only follow you there and force you back.

— Christina Henry

If you jotted down all of my ill-thought out comments, you could write a book entitled, Guide to Getting Punched in the Throat for Boneheads-Mad Hatter in "Death of the Mad Hatter" (Coming Soon!)

— Sarah J. Pepper

I know - I'll play you for it," Alice suggested. "Rock, paper, scissors." Jasper chuckled and Edward sighed." Why don't you just tell me who wins?" Edward said wryly. Alice beamed. "I do. Excellent.

— Stephenie Meyer

I’m a threat to anything that hurts Wonderland, including indifference.

— Cassandra Kemper

In most gardens", the Tiger-lily said, "they make the beds too soft-so that the flowers are always asleep.

— Lewis Carroll