A bred-in-the-bone Boston lady when asked why she never travelled said 'Why should I? I'm already there.'

— Anonymous

A camel is a horse designed by a committee.

— Anonymous

According to my doctor it's okay to drink like a fish - as long as I drink what the fish drinks.

— Anonymous

A child prodigy is one with highly imaginative parents.

— Anonymous

A Christian could even give thanks for Hell because Hell was a threat and a warning to keep him in the right way.

— Anonymous

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

— Anonymous

Acorns were good till bread was found.

— Anonymous

Act one: put your characters in a tree. Act two: throw rocks at them. Act three: get them down again.

— Anonymous

A day is a span of time no one is wealthy enough to waste.

— Anonymous

A diamond is a chunk of coal that made good under pressure.

— Anonymous