A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age.

— Anonymous

A distinguished diplomat could hold his tongue in ten languages.

— Anonymous

A door must either be shut or open.

— Anonymous

Adversity comes with instruction in its hand.

— Anonymous

A fair price for oil is whatever you can get plus ten to twenty percent.

— Anonymous

A faithful husband is one whose alimony check is always on time.

— Anonymous

A father gives his child nothing better than a good education

— Anonymous

Affliction caused by the tongue is worse than that caused by the strike of the blade of a sword.

— Anonymous

A friend is never known till a man has need.

— Anonymous

A friend is one who dislikes the same people that you dislike.

— Anonymous