Nikki "Brandon's never hurt anyone. He's completely sweet and adorable." I choked a little on the sip of sparkling water I'k just swallowed. If Brandon was sweet and adorable, I was Satan's bride.

— Meg Cabot

No man wants to marry, Cannula. There are just some women they can’t have any other way, and so it is a sacrifice willingly made in order to attain a particularly choice—

— Meg Cabot

Oh my God, I am such a liar. And I can't even leave it at just one lie, either. Oh, no. I have to pile it on. I am sick, I tell you. Sick.

— Meg Cabot

Oh, that's just great. I come all the way back here, risking major brain cell burnout, and you don't even believe me? I'm basically guaranteeing myself a lifetime of heartbreak, and all you have to say is that you think I'm not right in the head?

— Meg Cabot

One of the biggest mistakes girls can make concerning their romantic life is sitting around waiting for their prince to find them, rather than getting out there and finding him themselves.

— Meg Cabot

Read and write all the time. Never stop sending out your stuff. If you're constantly writing and sending stuff out, eventually someone will bite.

— Meg Cabot

Save your rejections so that later when you are famous you can show them to people and laugh.

— Meg Cabot

See, even though Jesse's a ghost, and can walk through walls and disappear and reappear at will, he's still...well, there. To me, anyway. That's what makes me-and Father DOM-different from everybody else. We not only can see and talk to ghosts, but we can feel them too-just as if they were anybody else. Anybody alive, I mean. Because to me and Father DOM, ghosts are just like anyone else, with blood and guts and sweat and bad breath and whatever. The only real difference is that they kind of have this glow around them-an aura, I think it's called.

— Meg Cabot

Sorry, BEX," Jason said "You don't have the recognizable facial characteristics - such as a huge chin, or a large amount of real estate between the eyes - that would merit the bestowing of a criminal mastermind nickname such as Lockjaw or Walleye. Whereas Crazy top here...well, just look at her." "At least I can blow-dry my hair straight," I pointed out. "Which is more than what I can say for your nose, Hawk face.

— Meg Cabot

The fact is, I love him. He's the boy I want and one day he'll be MINE.

— Meg Cabot