The only way, I thought to myself, that this could get any weirder would be if it turns out he has that dead body's head on ice where in the basement, some ready for transplantation onto Cindy Crawford's body as soon as it becomes available.

— Meg Cabot

There will be no more British guys. Unless they are members of the royal family, of course.

— Meg Cabot

This,” Alaric explained to Sarah in what he thought was a kindly voice, “isn’t love you’re feeling. Only dopamine. Because Felix isn’t like anyone else you know. Being a creature of the night, he’s new and exciting and activates a neurotransmitter in your brain that releases feelings of euphoria when you’re around him…especially because you know you can never actually be together, and he seems complicated, and perhaps even sensitive and vulnerable at times. But I can assure you: he’s anything but.”“How dare you?” Sarah demanded hotly. “It isn’t dopa…whatever! It’s love! Love!

— Meg Cabot

This is how many people become artists, musicians, writers, computer programmers, record-holding athletes, scientists... by spending time alone practicing what they love.

— Meg Cabot

This was very exciting. I'd never had two boys get into a fight over me before. The fact that one of the boys was my stepbrother, however, and held about as much romantic appeal for me as Max, the family dog, somewhat dampened my enthusiasm. And Michael wasn't much of a catch, either, when you actually thought about it, being a potential murderer and all. Oh, why did I have to have such a couple of losers fighting over me? Why couldn't Matt Damon and Ben Affleck fight over me? Now that would be truly excellent.

— Meg Cabot

To achieve self actualization, do good things for other people that you would want to be done onto yourself

— Meg Cabot

Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kreme? We’re supposed to be exercising.

— Meg Cabot

Weight doesn’t matter. It really doesn’t. I mean, it does if you’re a model or whatever.

— Meg Cabot

We kissed all the way through the fireworks display. We didn’t even notice that there was a fireworks display… … I guess because we’d been making fireworks of our own.

— Meg Cabot

When something horrible happens, it's human nature to want to blame it on someone. We want someone to be held accountable, even though sometimes things just happen.

— Meg Cabot