A healthy man watched what he ate. An intelligent man watched what he watched.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A high self-esteem having artist works hard to be understood. A low self-esteem having artist works hard to be agreed with.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A historian is a risk-terrified prophet.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover’s world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian’s world revolves around the world.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an author or two.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness,’ i.e., the principle that whomever we are about to sleep with is HIV-positive until proven HIV-negative.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Air freshener is man’s pitiful attempt to have his food smell as good, after digestion, as they did, before ingestion.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be paid the least.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A killer is someone who killed another without their country’s permission.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana