Alcohol is evil … until your loved one gets employed by a brewery.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Alcohol is one of the quickest vehicles with which we escape shyness, our problems, and self-consciousness, for a few hours.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A live broke man is 'luckier' than a dead rich man.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A love triangle is a threesome delayed.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Although every person makes mistakes, not every mistake makes a person.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Although they probably know that some children were used and some children are used as miners, most adults are ignorant of the chocolate industry’s use of minors.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A makeover is the rebranding of a human being.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A man’s bank balance is the new penis size.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana